Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Barry Bonds

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT…
BARRY BONDS IS NOW THE ALL TIME HOME RUN KING…
HE IS THE SON OF AN ALL-STAR…
THE GOD SON OF A LEGEND…
LASTNIGHT BONDS HIT NUMBER 756 AT HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO…IN FRONT OF A SOLD OUT CROWD…ON NATIONAL TELEVISION…
HIS SON WAS WAITING FOR HIM AT HOME PLATE…
THE REST OF HIS FAMILY WAS IN THE STANDS…
THERE WERE FIREWORKS GOING OFF ABOUT THE CENTER FIELD SCOREBOARD…
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF…HANK AARON APPEARED ON THE JUMBO TRON AND OFFERED HIS CONGRATULATIONS…
“PERFECT”…
WELL NOT QUITE…
THE CLOUD OF STERIODS HAS TAINTED BONDS AND HIS CAREER…
BASEBALL FANS WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MANY OF THOSE HOME RUNS WERE HIT CLEAN…
IT IS WIDELY BELIEVED THAT BONDS BEGAN USING STERIODS AFTER MARK MCGWIRE HIT 70 IN THE 1998 SEASON…
IF THAT’S TRUE THEN 310 OF THD 756 ARE DIRTY…
IT DOES NOT HELP THAT BONDS HAS BEEN A FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING…
HE IS GROUND ZERO WITH TWO STERIOD INVESTIGATIONS…ONE BY THE FBI AND ONE BY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL…
HIS PERSONAL TRAINER GREG ANDERSON HAS REFUSED TO TESTIFY AND REMAINS IN JAIL…
BONDS IS FACING CHARGES FROM THE IRS FOR TAX EVASION…
AND HE HAS CHEATED ON HIS WIFE…
BUT IT’S STERIODS THAT ARE WHAT HAS SPOILED HIS HISTORIC EVENT…
THE QUESTION NOW IS…DOES BONDS GET IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME???
EVEN IF HE’S NEVER FOUND GUILTY OF DOING ANYTHING WRONG…IT’S NOT A GIVEN…
MARK MCGWIRE AND HIS 583 HOME RUNS RECEIVED JUST 23 PERCENT OF THE VOTE IN THE FIRST YEAR HE WAS ELIGIBLE…
SAMMY SOSA HAS OVER 600 HOME RUNS…AND MAY NOT GET IN…
RAFAEL PALMEIRO IS ONE OF ONLY 4 PLAYERS IN HISTORY WITH 500 HOME RUNS AND 3 THOUSAND HITS…
BUT PALMEIRO TOOK STERIODS AND LIED TO CONGRESS…HE’S NEVER GETTING IN…
AT THE ALL STAR GAME BONDS STATED…”THEY ALL SAY I’M THE MOST DISGUSTING THING BUT THEY ALL STAND HERE FOR ME”…
THEY MAY STAND BARRY…BUT YOU MAY NEVER RECEIVE THE ULTIMATE HONOR!!!

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