BC Lions

THE GOOD NEWS FOR THE B.C. LIONS…IS THIS…
THEIR DISAPPOINTING PERFORMANCE IN MONTREAL ON SUNDAY WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT BRITNEY SPEARED PULLED OFF A FEW HOURS LATER AT THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS…
UNFORTUNATELY THE TWO DID SHARED A FEW THINGS IN COMMON…
NEITHER LOOKED PREPARED…
BOTH ARE CAPLED OF SO MUCH BETTER…
AND ALL OF IT WAS SEEN LIVE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION…
THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS THE TIME LINE…
IT’S TAKEN BRITNEY 4 YEARS…A DIVORCE…TWO KIDS…AND DRINKING AND DRUG PROBLEM TO BECOME THE TRAINWRECK YOU SAW LASTNIGHT…
THE LIONS MANAGED TO MAKE THE TRANSFORMATION IN LESS THAN 9 DAYS…WITHOUT THE CIRCUS…
WORD HAS IT BRITNEY PARTIED HARD IN LAS VEGAS FOR TWO STRAIGHT NIGHTS BEFORE HIS CRASHED AND BURNED ON SUNDAY NIGHT…
AS FAR AS WE KNOW THE LIONS WERE CLEAN AND SOBER…
NEVERTHELESS THE AL’S DESTROYED THE LIONS WITHOUT THEIR STARTING QUARTERBACK ANTHONY CALLIVO AND WITHOUT THE LEAGUE’S LEADING RECIEVER…BEN CAHOON…
MONTREAL PUT UP 447 YARDS OF TOTAL OFFENCE ON ITS WAY TO A 32-14 BLOW OUT…
HERE’S THE STAT THAT COMPETELY SUMMED UP THE LIONS DAY…
GEROY SIMON THE CFL’S MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER LAST YEAR HAD ONE CATCH…FOR 10 YARDS…
GAME…SET AND MATCH…
ROB MURPHY SUMMED IT UP BEST…
“WE DIDN’T EXECUTE AND WE GOT OUR ASSES KICKED”…
FORTUNATELY WINNIPEG DID THE LIONS A BIG FAVOR ON SUNDAY AND BLEW OUT SASKATCHEWAN…
IT LEAVES B.C. JUST ONE POINT OUT OF FIRST PLACE IN THE WEST…
SHOULD THE LIONS TAKE CARE OF TORONTO THIS SATURDAY…THE STAGE WILL BE SET FOR THE BIG SHOWDOWN ON THE 2ND IN REGINA…
DO THAT AND FOOTBALL FANS IN THIS CITY WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT SUNDAY’S MELTDOWN IN MONTREAL…
AS FOR BRITNEY’S ACT IN VEGAS LASTNIGHT???
THAT LIVES FOREVER…