Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Canuck Nation

CANUCK NATION…”GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE”…
LASTNIGHT AFTER THE CANUCKS BLEW A 2 GOAL LEAD TO CALGARY…
THE POST GAME SHOW ON THE TEAM 1040 WAS FILLED WITH CALLERS RIPPING TOM LARSCHIED…
DURING THE GAME LARSCHIED POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS…
AFTER THE FIRST PERIOD…THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE FLAMES TOOK CONTROL AND OUT PLAYED THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE CANUCKS…
JEROME IGINAL…DION PHANEUF AND MIKKA KIPRUSOFF SIMPLY TOOK THEIR GAME TO ANOTHER LEVEL…
THE RESULT WAS AN EMBARASSING 3-2 LOSS…
SO ACCORDING TO THE PINHEADS…
HERE’S THE ANSWER…THE SHOOT THE MESSENGER…
WHATEVER YOU DO…NEVER LET THE FACTS GET IN THE WAY…
THE CANUCKS WERE OUT SHOT 18-3 IN THE SECOND PERIOD…AND 33-13 IN THE FINAL TWO PERIODS…
THIS WAS A TEAM THAT HAD THE FLAMES ON THE ROPES AFTER THE FIRST PERIOD…
THEY SCORED THE FIRST TWO GOALS OF THE GAME AND OUTSHOT CALGARY 21-7…
FROM THAT POINT ON…THE CANUCKS WERE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT NOT LOSING THE GAME…THEN THEY WERE ABOUT WINNING THE GAME…
THAT’S WHAT LARSCHIED POINTED OUT…
IT’S WHAT WE PAY HIM TO DO…
IF YOU’RE A HOCKEY FAN YOU GET THAT…
IF YOU’RE A CHEERLEADER…YOU DON’T…
HERE’S THE HARD REALITY…WITH 6 GAMES TO PLAY…
TWO POINTS SEPARATE THE CANUCKS FROM 9TH PLACE…AND THREE POINTS FROM 10TH PLACE…
IT’S NOT LIKE FANS IN THIS CITY HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE…
TWO YEARS AGO…THE CANUCKS LOST 6 OF 7 DOWN THE STRETCH AND MISSED THE PLAYOFFS…
I STILL BLAME LARSCHIED FOR THAT…
HERE’S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT…
HOCKEY FANS IN THIS CITY ARE STARTING TO ACT AND SOUND LIKE THOSE CLOWNS IN TORONTO…
THE LEAFS HAVE NOT MADE THE PLAYOFF IN 4 YEARS AND HAVE NOT BEEN TO A CUP FINAL IN OVER 40…AND YET EVERY GAME SELLS OUT…AND THEY REMAIN THE ONLY TOPIC ON EVERY TALK SHOW IN THAT CITY…
THE CANUCKS SHOULD HAVE TO EARN YOUR SUPPORT…
UNFORTUNATELY LASTNIGHT THEY DID NOT DO THAT…
REAL HOCKEY FANS KNOW THAT

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