Phoenix Coyotes

TONIGHT THE NHL SHOULD PARTY LIKE ITS 1994…
SHOULD PITTSBURGH WIN…AND FORCE A GAME 7…
THIS CUP FINAL COULD GENERATE MORE EXCITEMENT AND ATTENTION…THAN THE CANUCKS AND THE RANGERS DID…15 YEARS AGO…
TV RATINGS ON BOTH NBC AND VERSUS ARE AT RECORD NUMBERS…
AND NEVER…HAS THE NHL BEEN SO BLESSED…WITH SO MUCH…GREAT YOUNG TALENT…
COMMISSIONER GARY BETTMAN SHOULD FEEL LIKE HE’S 5 FEET TALL!!!
UNFORTUNATELY…THE GAME THE NHL IS PLAYING “OFF THE ICE”…IS A COMPLETE DISASTER…
TODAY IN PHOENIX BETTMAN WAS BACK IN COURT TRYING TO BLOCK JIM BASILLIE FROM BUYING THE COYOTES AND MOVING THEM TO HAMILTON…
HE WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL…
INSTEAD…IT WOULD APPEAR…JUDGE REDFIELD T. BAUM HAS DECIDED TO GO WITH A “RE-LOCATION FEE” TO SOLVE THE MATTER…
ACCORDING TO THE JUDGE…IT IS CRUCIAL THAT THE MONEY NOT COME OUT OF THE HANDS OF THE CREDITORS…
WORD HAS IT…THAT “FEE” IS EXPECTED TO BE AROUND $100 MILLION DOLLARS…
AS LONG AS BASILLIE IS WILLING TO ADD THE “RE-LOCATION FEE” ONTO THE…$212 MILLION…HE ALREADY HAS ON THE TABLE…
IT WOULD APPEAR…THE TEAM…AND THE RIGHT TO MOVE IT…COULD SOON BECOME HIS PROPERTY…
IF THAT HAPPENS…THAT’S WHEN THE FUN WILL REALLY BEGIN…
IT WOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR…THE NHL…THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS…GARY BETTMAN…AND JIM BALSILLIE TO WIND UP SUING EACH OTHER…
OH…AND THERE’S ALSO THE POSSIBLITY OF AN ANTI-TRUST SUIT…
WITH ALL THAT OUT OF THE WAY…GARY BETTMAN THEN LEFT THE COURT ROOM…BLEW OFF THE REPORTERS…JUMPED ON A PLANE AND HEADED FOR PITTSBURGH…
SHOULD THE WINGS TAKE GAME 6 TONIGHT…IT WILL BE BETTMAN’S JOB…TO HAND THE STANLEY CUP TO CAPTAIN NIK LIDSTROM…
DON’T LET THE SMILE FOOL YOU…
IT’S BEEN A LONG DAY FOR GARY…