THIS MORNING WHEN THE FOLKS AT VANOC WOKE UP…
THEY MAY HAVE NOTICED THE SUN WAS OUT…
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE…
AFTER ALMOST A WEEK OF MISTAKES…SOME MORE TRAGIC THAN OTHERS…
THE 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS HAVE BECOME TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE AMERICAN MEDIA…
FROM DAVID LETTERMAN TO ESPN…THEY HAVE ALL TAKEN THEIR SHOTS…
SOME EARNED…SOME NOT…
BUT TODAY…THE ORGANIZERS OF THE GAMES WERE GIVEN THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL…
TIGER WOODS…
ON FRIDAY WOODS WILL FINALLY SPEAK TO THE MEDIA…
ACCORDING TO HIS AGENT MARK STEINBERG…
“THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE NEXT STEP”…”HE’S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT”…
YEAH…RIGHT…
LIKE BERNIE MADOFF WAS…”LOOKING FORWARD TO”…SOME QUITE TIME IN PRISON…
HOW’S THIS FOR AN IRONIC TWIST…
THE PRESS CONFERENCE WILL COME DURING THE “ACCENTURE MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP”…
AS YOU MAY KNOW…
ACCENTURE IS ONE OF THE COMPANIES THAT DUMPED TIGER OVER HIS SEX SCANDAL…
THE COMING OUT PARTY…WILL BE SHOWN LIVE ON SATELITE…AND ONLY A HANDFULL OF SELECTED REPORTERS WILL BE ALLOWED TO ATTEND…
WHICH IS A NICE WAY OF SAYING…”TIGER WILL CONTROL THE MESSAGE”…
WITH GOOD REASON!!!
EARLIER THIS WEEK A PORN STAR REVEALED…SHE WAS KNOCKED UP…NOT ONCE BUT TWICE…THANKS TO TIGER…
AND THEN THERE’S THAT “ALLEGED” SEX TAPE …WITH TIGER AND 2 OTHER WOMEN…
SUDDENLY A LACK OF SNOW AT CYPRESS…AND A BROKEN DOWN ZAMBONI…DO NOT SEEM LIKE SUCH A BIG DEAL…
WHO KNEW THAT 7 YEARS AGO…WHEN THE CITY OF VANCOUVER WON THE RIGHT TO HOST TO THE 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS…
THE PEOPLE MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR SAVING THEM…WOULD BE THE WORLD’S BEST GOLFER…AND HIS LONG LIST OF SKANKS…
BUT THAT’S THE KEY TO LIVING IN VANCOUVER…
WHEN SUN FINALLY DOES COME OUT…
DO NOT ASK WHY…SIMPLY ENJOY IT…
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Dozens of people I know couldn't care less about Tiger's personal issues. They view all the media hype about it as the media trying pandering to the prurient interest of the public in an effort to 'one up' their competition and perhaps sell more papers or gain more listeners or viewers. The reality is, people don't care. They see Tiger as a great golfer and they just want to see him on the course making great shots. The best thing tiger can do is give the media the finger, get back on the golf course and win the next 10 tournaments. He already has more money than he will ever need so if a few sponsors don't want him---so what---but most will come back if it means he will sell product for them. There is plenty of precedent for this. It is not hard to go back over the last 50 years and pick dozens and dozens of celebrities-sports, acting, etal that have led morally reprehensable provate lives. Today that are not remembered for that but rahter their accomplishments in the arts, on the tennis court and the baseball field--or whatever.
The media should give it up and stick to reporting on sport and the arts and individual performances in that sport or arts activity. GIVE THE TIGER THING A REST--IT IS OLD NEWS!!!
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