Tiger Woods

WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR???
IN A WEEK FROM TODAY…TIGER WOODS WILL TEE IT UP AT THE MASTERS…
IT IS THE LATEST ATTEMPT TO RECLAIM HIS LIFE…
BUT NO MATTER HOW WELL HE PLAYS GOLF…
IT’S NOW CLEAR…THE WORLD HE KNEW IS GONE FOREVER…
AND ACCORDING TO THE STORY IN THE MAY ISSUE OF “VANITY FAIR”…
TIGER CAN THANK HIS CLOSE FRIENDS MICHAEL JORDAN AND CHARLES BARKLEY…
THE MAGAZINE CLAIMS…”WHEN TIGER SHOWED UP IN VEGAS…HE WAS ALWAYS WITH JORDAN AND BARKLEY”…
THE ARTICLE ALSO ALLEGES…TIGER’S ATTORNEY JOHN MERCHANT WARNED HIM YEARS AGO…ABOUT THESE TWO…
VANITY FAIR ALSO TALKED TO ONE OF HIS EX-GIRL FRIENDS…MINDY LAWTON…
WHO IS NOW ON THE RECORD AS CALLING TIGER A “CHEAP DATE”…
ACCORDING TO MINDY…THE ONLY THING HE EVER BOUGHT HER WAS A “CHICKEN WRAP” FROM SUBWAY…
SHE ALSO NOW CLAIMS…IN 2007 TIGER ONCE CALLED HE UP AT 5.30 IN THE MORNING ON HIS WAY TO A GOLF TOURNAMENT…
MINDY SAYS THAT MORNING THE TWO “GOT IT ON” IN A CHURCH PARKING LOT…
VANITY FAIR ALSO DESCRIBES TIGER’S FATHER EARL WOODS…AS A WOMANIZER AND A DRUNK…
AND THAT’S JUST THE START…
TMZ IS NOW REPORTING TIGER PAID RACHEL UCHITEL $10 MILLION DOLLARS IN HUSH MONEY…
AND THEN THERE ARE THE BOOKIES…
TIGER WILL GO INTO THE MASTERS AS A 4-1 FAVORITE…
BUT CHECK OUT THE LIST “OF PROP BETS”…
WILL TIGER WILL GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A FAN ON THE FIRST TEE…
WILL TIGER WILL KISS AN ANONYMOUS BLOND…
WILL HE THROW A CLUB???
WILL BE BREAK A CLUB???
WILL THERE BE A STREAKER ON THE FINAL GREEN…
AND NOW THIS FOR A SAFE BET…
WILL ELIN HOW UP???
SHE HAS NO PLANS TO BE AT THE MASTERS…
INSTEAD SHE AND THE KIDS WILL BE IN SWEDEN FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK…
BUT THAT SHOULD NOT CONCERN TIGER…
AFTER ALL…HE STILL HAS HIS FRIENDS…