Playoff Bandwagon

IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY…YOU CAN HEAR IT…
THAT OLD FAMILAR SOUND…
THE SOUND OF CANUCK FANS JUMPING OFF THE BANDWAGON…
CANUCK FANS LIKE LEMMINGS…DO NOT HIBERNATE DURING THE WINTER…
THEY BOTH HAVE A HIGH REPODUCTIVE RATE…AND CAN BREED RAPIDLY WHEN THE ENVIROMENT IS RIGHT…
THEN EVERY SPRING…THEY BOTH DEVELOP THE UNCONTROLABLE DESIRE TO…COMMIT SUICIDE…
LEMMINGS PREFER A HIGH CLIFF…
CANUCK FANS TRADITIONALLY GO WITH A BANDWAGON…
SUCH WAS THE CASE LASTNIGHT AT GM PLACE…
THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS CRUSHED THE CANUCKS 5-2…
OR AS ED WILLIS WROTE IN THE VANCOUVER PROVINCE THIS MORNING…
THEY WERE “EMASCULATED”…
SOME CANUCK FANS WILL ARGUE…”THEY DID NOT JUMP OFF THE BANDWAGON BUT WERE INSTEAD PUSHED OFF BY DUSTIN BYFULGIEN”!!!
ALL 6 FOOT 4…257 POUNDS OF HIM…
THEY CANUCKS CAN ALSO MAKE THAT ARGUMENT…
BUT THE HARD REALITY IS THIS…
LASTNIGHT THE HAWKS PLAYED “THEIR” GAME…
AND THE CANUCKS DID NOT PLAY THEIRS…
THE RESULT WAS…
UNDISICIPLINED PENALTIES…
2 POWER PLAY GOALS FOR THE HAWKS…
AND A HAT TRICK FOR BYFULGIEN…
ALSO LASTNIGHT…THE ON ICE OFFICIALS MADE IT CLEAR…CRASHING THE CREASE…AND GOALTENDER INTERFERENCE IS NOW ALLOWED…
THE HAWKS TOOK ADVANTAGE…THE CANUCKS DID NOT…
BECAUSE OF THAT…ANTTI NIEMI LOOKED LIKE THE GOALTENDER…WITH THE NEW $64 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT…
FRIDAY THE CANUCKS MUST FIND THEIR GAME…
AND THE SEDINS ALONG WITH MIKAEL SAMUELSSON MUST FIND THE NET…
BECAUSE HEADING BACK TO CHICAGO DOWN TO 3 GAMES TO 1…IS NOT AN OPTION…
IF THAT HAPPENS…THAT SOUND YOU NOW HEAR…WILL TURN INTO THUNDEROUS ROAR…
WHICH IS TRADITIONALLY FOLLOWED BY…5 MONTHS OF…DEAD SILENCE…